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Saloio Decosta : The oldest computer can apparently be traced back to the time of Adam and Eve. It was an Apple. But with extremely limited memory. Just 1 bite. Then everything crashed!!!

Saloio Decosta
Sex is like math: you add the bed subtract the clothes divide the legs and hope that you don't multiply.
Saturday, 06 February 2016 09:37
Marwan Paine
Sal , the world go nuts parts is hilarious , thank you for sharing that .. best regards for Guam
Thursday, 08 October 2015 05:09
Saloio Decosta
« Education begins the gentleman, but reading, good company and reflection must finish him. »
Wednesday, 02 September 2015 13:33
Saloio Decosta
Let those who can climb mountains climb them; let those who cannot climb them console themselves with denying their existence.
Monday, 17 August 2015 04:06
Saloio Decosta
Mechanic's Terminology -The joy of Daughters

The daughter asks her father,
"Dad, there’s something that Sent from my iPhone
He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper."

Her Dad replied,
"You tell your boyfriend that,
if he opens your hood and tries to check your oil with his dipstick,
I will tighten his nuts so hard that his headlights will pop out
and he will start leaking out of his exhaust pipe."
Saturday, 20 June 2015 09:36
Saloio Decosta
Proof That The World Is Nuts

In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than 'going blind!')

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of?)

(Did our government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Thank you for reading this. If you need to reach me in the future I will be in Guam !
Sunday, 12 April 2015 03:42
Saloio Decosta
Black Veil Brides - Fallen Angels

Sunday, 15 February 2015 05:35
Ace Congrejo
Uncle Sal! I got the water and the salt! When is the best time to make Holy Water?
Friday, 04 April 2014 20:17
Sara Xubersnak
Hey Sal. is something hapening' yesterday I didnt log and I just to see your message.
I will log in two hours aprox
Saloio DecostaSaloio Decosta on Thursday, 03 April 2014 12:11

no worries

Tuesday, 01 April 2014 11:25
Saloio Decosta
Papas and Miss's Slave PERFORMANCE at the Church, Dec. 2010


[2010/12/11 18:49] Miss Wright: waves
[2010/12/11 18:49] Papagaio Solo: waves back
[2010/12/11 18:49] Taryn Firecaster waves wildly
[2010/12/11 18:49] Savannah Porterfield wavesback?
[2010/12/11 18:51] Papagaio Solo: waves front side up down to every where
[2010/12/11 18:51] Savannah Porterfield: omg I thought that said wipes...
[2010/12/11 18:52] Miss Wright: so, anyone up for a gangbang?
[2010/12/11 18:52] Areanna Dawes: omg
[2010/12/11 18:53] Papagaio Solo: cooters?
[2010/12/11 18:53] Areanna Dawes falls down laughing
[2010/12/11 18:53] Areanna Dawes: ew cooters!
[2010/12/11 18:53] Miss Wright: no, not cooters
[2010/12/11 18:53] Papagaio Solo: ehhehehe
[2010/12/11 18:54] Lillica Shinn: >.>
[2010/12/11 18:54] Miss Wright: so no one?
[2010/12/11 18:54] Darling Scribe: no thanks
[2010/12/11 18:54] Papagaio Solo: yes
[2010/12/11 18:54] Miss Wright: alright pap your first then
[2010/12/11 18:54] Areanna Dawes: haha
[2010/12/11 18:54] Papagaio Solo: lol
[2010/12/11 18:55] Miss Wright: I bought a slave today, for the city, come use her
[2010/12/11 18:55] Papagaio Solo: lol
[2010/12/11 18:55] Miss Wright: i am serious
[2010/12/11 18:55] Papagaio Solo: let me find you
[2010/12/11 18:55] Miss Wright: k
[2010/12/11 18:55] Lillica Shinn: found her :O
[2010/12/11 18:56] Ren Dawlish: You... went to a Gor sim and bought a slave? O_O
[2010/12/11 18:56] Papagaio Solo: where the slave?
[2010/12/11 18:56] Elsurion Wizardly: the one without the meter, Papa
[2010/12/11 18:56] Elsurion Wizardly: *watches him get interested* "Who woulda thought?" *headtilts*
[2010/12/11 18:59] Miss Wright: she is an experienced rper and she has limits, respect them
[2010/12/11 19:03] Elsurion Wizardly: ata boy
[2010/12/11 19:03] Elsurion Wizardly: *laughs
[2010/12/11 19:04] Miss Wright: no i didnt go to a gor sim, i went to a slave auction, they train them there , she isnt a fly by night gor person
[2010/12/11 19:04] Taryn Firecaster: lol
[2010/12/11 19:04] Taryn Firecaster: which auction Miss?
[2010/12/11 19:05] Miss Wright: slave auction group or something like that
[2010/12/11 19:05] Taryn Firecaster: SAG
[2010/12/11 19:05] Taryn Firecaster nods
[2010/12/11 19:06] EOE522 Akina: screen actors guild? :o
[2010/12/11 19:14] Miss Wright grabs the popcorn
[2010/12/11 19:38] Dimentox Travanti: Whoot come sit in the church and enjoy the show!
[2010/12/11 19:38] Taryn Firecaster blinks
[2010/12/11 19:40] Dimentox Travanti: its a good show
[2010/12/11 19:40] Dimentox Travanti: Better than normal church
[2010/12/11 19:40] Taryn Firecaster: lol sounds interesting, I've never seen that in chrch
[2010/12/11 19:40] Taryn Firecaster: church even
[2010/12/11 19:42] Ren Dawlish: ?
[2010/12/11 19:42] Dominic Darkmatter: oh....we got a 'confession' going on? I love doing those RPs > =)
[2010/12/11 19:43] Dimentox Travanti: Some ones about to get filled up with the holy ghost and cum in the name of the lord
[2010/12/11 19:43] Dominic Darkmatter: Well, there's no such thing as a bad way to praise the lord
[2010/12/11 19:43] Zoey22 Redstar: hahaha
[2010/12/11 19:50] Dominic Darkmatter: Fuck her like a porn star Papa!!
[2010/12/11 19:50] Dominic Darkmatter cheers from the stands!
[2010/12/11 19:51] Papagaio Solo: lol
[2010/12/11 19:51] Saloio Decosta gives Dom some popcorn
[2010/12/11 19:51] Taryn Firecaster watches for educational purposes only ll
[2010/12/11 19:51] Dominic Darkmatter acts like the crazy mom and goes 'Woo woo woo! rawwwwr!'
[2010/12/11 19:51] Taryn Firecaster: lol
[2010/12/11 19:53] Cierwynne DeVinna instantly imagines a porn movie with a hymnal sound track and shutters
[2010/12/11 19:55] Dominic Darkmatter: hums the star wars theme to set the mood


[2010/12/11 18:56] Miss Wright smiles at Papa, then back to ata "ata your going to show papa a stellar good time ok?"

[2010/12/11 18:57] Lillica Shinn raises a brow looking at papa

[2010/12/11 18:57] Papagaio Solo perks a brow looking at the ata one
[2010/12/11 18:57] Lillica Shinn kicks her typo

[2010/12/11 18:57] Ata Zenfold walks closer, listening to Miss Wright. She looks at Papa and nods, 'alright."

[2010/12/11 18:58] Papagaio Solo smiles softly "Heyas Ata"

[2010/12/11 18:58] Ata Zenfold returns his smile, her fangs giving off a slight glow from under the dim street lights. "Hello, nice to meet you." Her voice is a soft and seductive purr, low and heaty.

[2010/12/11 18:59] Papagaio Solo smiles "Alright lets go for a walk shall we"

[2010/12/11 18:59] Ata Zenfold: ((Sec, I still can't see you Papa))
[2010/12/11 19:00] Papagaio Solo: ((the guy in front of you big wings ))

[2010/12/11 19:00] Ata Zenfold steps towards him, her heels clicking on the pavement of the street. "I'd love to." She says.

[2010/12/11 19:01] Papagaio Solo approaches Ata with a soft smile and offers his arm

[2010/12/11 19:01] Ata Zenfold slips her arm around his and brushes a strand of her cherry brown hair behind her ear.
[2010/12/11 19:01] Papagaio Solo: ((and now? can you see me?))

[2010/12/11 19:01] DCS2 2.99.18: You gain 1 tstat from the spellweaver buff
[2010/12/11 19:01] Ata Zenfold: ((Yes (: ))

[2010/12/11 19:02] Papagaio Solo walks out giving a slight wave to Miss

[2010/12/11 19:02] Christine Drachios running up behind him I pull gently on his tail feathers Hey papa I say

[2010/12/11 19:03] Papagaio Solo: hey christ

[2010/12/11 19:03] Christine Drachios: Been training feeling much better about my weapon and powers right now
[2010/12/11 19:03] Papagaio Solo "Im a bit busy right now Chris im showing Tox to this girl"

[2010/12/11 19:04] Christine Drachios: Ah well go right ahead then Hello Miss My name is Christine welcome to Tox

[2010/12/11 19:04] Papagaio Solo "have to go now excuse me christ"
[2010/12/11 19:04] Christine Drachios: Bye Papa

[2010/12/11 19:04] Ata Zenfold smiles at the woman. "I'm Ata." And she follows Papa.
[2010/12/11 19:05] Christine Drachios: Nice meeting you Ata

[2010/12/11 19:10] Ata Zenfold looks around the dark church curiously and then back at the man with the large wings. "Are you an angel?" The vampyress asks, looking at him with big green eyes.
[2010/12/11 19:10] Papagaio Solo points back to his wings nodding "Any doubt" smiles
[2010/12/11 19:11] Papagaio Solo "come closer"

[2010/12/11 19:11] Ata Zenfold's hands play with the lace at the bottom of her dress as she looks up at him. She licks her fangs subconciously and then listens to his command, stepping closer to his large form.

[2010/12/11 19:12] Papagaio Solo notices her fangs "Hm seems your a vampire you better be careful with those pointy things you have there"

[2010/12/11 19:13] Ata Zenfold "Well yes, I am a vampire." She says softly, "But I wouldn't bite you unless you asked for it." And with that last statement she gives him a wicked grin.

[2010/12/11 19:15] Miss Wright has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:15] Papagaio Solo eyes her deeply and would embrace her /me eyes her deeply a soft smile on his face as he gets closer and puts his arms around her "Let me feel you"

[2010/12/11 19:16] Ata Zenfold easily slips into his embrace, her soft and room temperature body pressing against his masucline frame.

[2010/12/11 19:16] Miss Wright smiles and waves

[2010/12/11 19:18] Papagaio Solo in a soft tone of voice you look to nice for a vampire" gently he kisses her ear

[2010/12/11 19:19] Ata Zenfold's hand strokes down his muscled bicep as she replies "And you look nice for a holy being."
[2010/12/11 19:19] Dimitri Matova is Online
[2010/12/11 19:19] Papagaio Solo chuckles "Yo usmell good you know"

[2010/12/11 19:20] Ata Zenfold looks up at him, her emerald eyes staring striaght into his own eyes. "What do I smell like?" She says, her face upturned and chin resting on his chest.

[2010/12/11 19:21] Taryn Firecaster shouts: Need another pole dancer.

[2010/12/11 19:21] Papagaio Solo feels her gentle body against his some thoughts start to cross her mind "Cant say for sure but you just smell so good you're making me wish for you"

[2010/12/11 19:23] Ata Zenfold "Aren't angels not supposed to lust?" She snickers, pressing her soft body harder against his. "Especially creatures of the night suck as vampires.." her hand moves from his bicep down to the side of his torso and she strokes it up and down his side.

[2010/12/11 19:25] Ata Zenfold: **such as
[2010/12/11 19:25] Papagaio Solo smiles eyeing her "Hm ... lust .. Yes What i can say this town seems to disturb all that live here Im no exception thoug him an angel i cant say i m perfect... You know I would like very much to see your all body would you show me "

[2010/12/11 19:26] Papagaio Solo steps back unable to take his eyes from her

[2010/12/11 19:27] Ata Zenfold grins and pulls away from him... only slightly. Her pale hands cup her breasts and pull down the material of the strapless dress she is wearing. Slowly she wriggles out of it, her lithe form coming into view... first supple breasts, then the rest of her body. The dress drops around her ankles and she steps out of it, dressed only in her fishnet tights and snakeskin ankle boots.

[2010/12/11 19:28] Dimentox Travanti has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:29] Miss Wright winks at kityn

[2010/12/11 19:30] Papagaio Solo 's eyes shine looking at her body he smiles "I m getting horny right now this angel here is wishing for you"

[2010/12/11 19:30] Ata Zenfold slips off her boots and inserts her thumbs into the waist of her tights, pulling them over her soft rear and long long legs. She toses the tights aside and steps back into her boots, smiling mischievously up at the angel. "You know," she says, pressing herself to his chest once more. "Lust is a sin. Especially for angels."

[2010/12/11 19:32] Papagaio Solo grins "I think i can take it besides my boss thats Denny always wanted a show at the altar think im willing to go for it you seem so tempting" grins getting closer to her

[2010/12/11 19:33] Papagaio Solo again he embraces her tight in a way she could feel his 'potential' (thats a private joke) against her he would look for her lips

[2010/12/11 19:33] Ata Zenfold runs her hand over his chest, lightly grasping the fabric of his vest. She looks up at him with those bright emerald eyes and pulls him down to her height, pressing her soft purple lips to his. Immediately her other hand reaches up to run through his hair and her tongue probes his mouth, wanting entrance.
[2010/12/11 19:33] Papagaio Solo: in*

[2010/12/11 19:34] Teruumi Zemenis is Online[2010/12/11 19:35] Papagaio Solo kisse her bitting her lower lip he ythen looks for her tongue kissing her with passion letting her hand slid up to her neck pulling her gently

[2010/12/11 19:36] Ata Zenfold presses her naked form to him, her hand sliding from his vest down to the long kilt he wore. Small fingers tug at the belt, trying to get the kilt off as her tongue makes circles with his, red nails stroking his head as their kiss becomes more passionate.
[2010/12/11 19:36] Kityn Quandry has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:36] Dimentox Travanti has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:37] Dimentox Travanti has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:37] Kityn Quandry has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:37] Papagaio Solo 's vest disappears and his kilt falls down to teh floor with her help
[2010/12/11 19:37] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:37] Kityn Quandry has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:38] Miss Wright has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:38] Miss Wright has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:38] -Deadly Toxic Swarm- shouts: A Massive Swarm Appears!
[2010/12/11 19:38] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:38] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:39] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:39] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:39] Savannah Porterfield is Offline
[2010/12/11 19:39] Saloio Decosta has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:39] Ata Zenfold stands back and looks at the tattoos that cover the angel's chest. Her soft hands run over them, tracing the patterns before she pulls him back down to kiss her: long legs wrapping around one of his legs and her hip bone pressing softly into his groin.

[2010/12/11 19:39] Papagaio Solo as he continues on kissing her he takes his gloves out wishing to havea better feeling of her skin

[2010/12/11 19:40] Kityn Quandry follows Dime inside and settles on a pew next to him. She rummages in th back of the pew in front of her, perking up when she found some popcorn.
[2010/12/11 19:40] Nalysia Bellah has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:41] Ata Zenfold's hands run over his chest, sliding down to his defined stomach... fingers slipping into the waist band of his pants she tugs, not wanting to unlock her tongue from his to tell him to take them off but wanting him naked all the same.
[2010/12/11 19:41] DCS2 2.99.18: You gain 1 tstat from the spellweaver buff
[2010/12/11 19:41] Papagaio Solo 's hands slide down her back around her butt grabing it

[2010/12/11 19:43] Nalysia Bellah walked into the church and looked around seeing people actually sitting in the pews and the the naked woman with Papa and walked over to Salo reaching for some of his popcorn "so... this is Saturday services in Toxia?"

[2010/12/11 19:44] Saloio Decosta glances at Nalysia for a brief moment and nods
[2010/12/11 19:44] Epsilonicus Landar enters the church and spreads his wings wide. He looks around seeing a crowd inside. Eps moves to his left and takes to a pew
[2010/12/11 19:44] Taryn Firecaster has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:44] Papagaio Solo 's pants slide down to the floor showing how she was wishing for her
[2010/12/11 19:44] Ata Zenfold keeps tugging at the angel's pants, pulling away from the kiss briefly to undo the belt and get the zipper down. It was only then that she noticed the gathering crowd, and she grins a fanged smile at them before working on Papa's pants once more.

[2010/12/11 19:44] Christine Drachios: I turn to the newcomer and nod a welcome

[2010/12/11 19:46] Nalysia Bellah chuckled at the short reaction from Salo and looks toward the front "ah ... forgot don't talk to a dude when there is live porn.." and magically has her own popcorn and takes a seat
[2010/12/11 19:46] DCS2 2.99.18: You gain 1 tstat from the spellweaver buff
[2010/12/11 19:46] Ata Zenfold gasps as she sees the angel's incredibly large manhood sprung from his pants. It was already hard and it poked her in the stomach from where she stood. Green eyes wide with desire the vampyress graps the shaft with her smooth hands and carresses Papa's penis, admiring it in the dim light of the dark church.

[2010/12/11 19:47] Sensuous Serendipity has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 19:48] Papagaio Solo hears some voices near by and takes a look to the crowd he shrugs giving them the sign of the cross "You are all blessed" looks back to ata
[2010/12/11 19:48] DCS2 2.99.18: You gain 1 tstat from the spellweaver buff
[2010/12/11 19:48] Kityn Quandry thinks Papa has this a bit backwards, but says nothing and continues nomming her popcorn.

[2010/12/11 19:49] Papagaio Solo moans as he feels her touch "Damn vampire that feels really good now i msure you can do even better" grins

[2010/12/11 19:49] Christine Drachios Is suprised to first see so many inside the church since she was just running inside to get away from the bugs, Then to see papa up on the Alter with a nude woman just shocked her into silence but before she could say anything she found herself sitting down watching what looks like a soon to be happening sex show and eating popcorn "Where did this come from " she manage to say to herself next she notice the size of Papa unit, "Oh My Papa!"

[2010/12/11 19:49] Ata Zenfold smiles up at him, fangs flashing for a moment before she drops to her knees, naked form kneeling on the floor in front of him. Her hand gives his penis a couple more strokes before she flicks out her pink tongue, teasing his head sensually.

[2010/12/11 19:50] Epsilonicus Landar has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:50] Papagaio Solo groans with pleasure feeling her tongue on his cock he grabs her head between his two hands pulling her to him

[2010/12/11 19:52] Ata Zenfold puts the head inside her mouth, sucking lightly, her green eyes looking up with a satisfied expression as she can see he is enjoying the teasing her warm lips are doing to him. Slowly she slides more of his cock into her mouth, careful to keep her fangs out of the way she sucks. Going down farther and coming up, then going down a bit farther, a slow rhythm established to let the vampyress greadually caress his length with her tongue and mouth.

[2010/12/11 19:53] Dominic Darkmatter has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 19:53] Christine Drachios Eats her popcorn with her mouth half open my god papa your nickname should be trypod! "Wish I had a little sugar to put on this butter popcorn oooh oooh what's happening now
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:53] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)

[2010/12/11 19:55] Object whispers: Kityn Quandry, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)
[2010/12/11 19:55] Object whispers: Dimentox Travanti, press PageUp or PageDown button to change pose (animation)

[2010/12/11 19:55] Nalysia Bellah turns around and throws a few pieces of popcorn at whoever was talking "Shhh quiet in the back"

[2010/12/11 19:55] Papagaio Solo has he gets horny feeling her warm tongue licking his cock he moans the minute she stars to suck on him he becomes even horny starting on moving his hips in and out grabbing his hair roughly and pulling her head according to the her sucking movements

[2010/12/11 19:56] Kain Crazyboi shouts: ok next song is for the papa enjoy!

[2010/12/11 19:56] Christine Drachios tries to duck her head without missing what is happening on the Alter

[2010/12/11 19:57] Ata Zenfold face fucks his penis a few more times before pulling away. "Can't have you coming yet." She grins, whiping the saliva off of the side of her mouth. "Screw me." She says simply, looking up at his powerful masculine form.
[2010/12/11 19:57] Papagaio Solo "vampire i must say you do have a sweet tongue and mouth now thats enough.. I want you there" he points to the altar

[2010/12/11 19:58] Papagaio Solo pulls her up

[2010/12/11 19:59] Ata Zenfold feels herself being lifted by the angel, and placed on the cloth-covered alter. She looks up at him with a wicked smile, one of her fingers scooping a drop of wax from a candle next to her and placing it on her left nipple. "Ready, big servant of God?"

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[2010/12/11 20:03] Kityn Quandry has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Saloio Decosta has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Dimentox Travanti has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Miss Wright has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Dominic Darkmatter has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Ata Zenfold has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Sensuous Serendipity has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:03] Nalysia Bellah has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:03] DCS2 2.99.18: Saloio Decosta OOC: wb paps lol
[2010/12/11 20:03] DCS2 Spell Weaver Book 1.0.2: System Ready!
[2010/12/11 20:03] DCS2 2.99.18: Dominic Darkmatter OOC: wb! *grins innocently*
[2010/12/11 20:03] Papagaio Solo: ((back and not lost ))

[2010/12/11 20:03] DCS2 2.99.18: Turning DCS off
[2010/12/11 20:04] Miss Wright: ((you have no body papa your just wings and a cock
[2010/12/11 20:04] Dimentox Travanti: (ctrl alt r papa)

[2010/12/11 20:05] Dimentox Travanti: (( i don't see any problems e is here in full salute) ))

[2010/12/11 20:09] Papagaio Solo approaching the altar he grins taking his fingers towards her nipples he grabs them pulling them and twisting to then would her boobs letting her hands slide down her body taking the feeling of her silky skin till slidding around her waist he lets on hand go down to her wet and warm pussy he smiles "Time to have some real fun" the palm of his hand grabbing all of it slidin gup to her clit teasing it

[2010/12/11 20:10] Papagaio Solo: ((Im on linux crta lat .. balh blah will not work))

[2010/12/11 20:12] Ata Zenfold licks her lips, her body arching towards his touch, body exciting with every trace of his finger tips. By the time he reaches her clit she is already immensly excited and she moans softly, gazing up at him with lustful eyes. "Take me." She says simply, wanting him to mount on top of her and soak that holy cock in the sheath of a creature of the night.
[2010/12/11 20:13] DCS2 2.99.18: Papagaio Solo OOC: lol something is wrong with this animation
[2010/12/11 20:13] DCS2 2.99.18: Nalysia Bellah OOC: lmao
[2010/12/11 20:13] Papagaio Solo: ((better ))

[2010/12/11 20:14] DCS2 2.99.18: Kityn Quandry OOC: but it was cute watching papa rub his breasts and all... :P
[2010/12/11 20:14] Miss Wright: giggles
[2010/12/11 20:14] Miss Wright: ((would you 2 go in edit appearance one sec, your just clouds to me

[2010/12/11 20:15] Kain Crazyboi shouts: alright classic stones here "paint it black"
[2010/12/11 20:15] Miss Wright: yay

[2010/12/11 20:15] Papagaio Solo takes her in his arms lifting her he lay down on his back taking her over him letting her slide down his cock slowly till she touches his balls he moans "Much btter now"

[2010/12/11 20:16] Nalysia Bellah looks back over her shoulder again "Its called intercourse, maybe you can give him a ride after her"

[2010/12/11 20:17] Papagaio Solo: not that way -.-
[2010/12/11 20:17] Papagaio Solo: lmao
[2010/12/11 20:17] DCS2 2.99.18: Dominic Darkmatter OOC: hawt

[2010/12/11 20:17] Savannah Porterfield has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:17] Dimentox Travanti: That goes on the outtakes vid
[2010/12/11 20:17] DCS2 2.99.18: Dominic Darkmatter OOC: bloopers=P
[2010/12/11 20:17] Dimentox Travanti: j/k
[2010/12/11 20:17] Nalysia Bellah pulls a magic Sav out of think air

[2010/12/11 20:17] Ata Zenfold sinks down on his incredibly large penis, gasping loudly as it fills her tight channel. She grips the sheet on the altar for support as he begins to slide into her, painted mouth slightly parted as she is already breathing heavily.

[2010/12/11 20:18] Dimentox Travanti watches with a smile
[2010/12/11 20:18] Nalysia Bellah: ~thin
[2010/12/11 20:19] escorpiao Ferraris is Online
[2010/12/11 20:19] Savannah Porterfield blinks as she is pulled out of thin air,then plops next to sal.
[2010/12/11 20:19] Papagaio Solo starts to move his hips against her roughly feeling her all wet and slippery "C'mon babe ride on harder"

[2010/12/11 20:19] Kityn Quandry is starting to get turned on by watching and looks down at her popcorn, wishing it was chocolate covered...

[2010/12/11 20:20] Papagaio Solo takes her nipples between his fingers and twists them
[2010/12/11 20:20] Miss Wright watches mesmerized snapping her mouth shut realizing it was hanging open a little
[2010/12/11 20:20] Dominic Darkmatter purrs

[2010/12/11 20:20] Avon Teodosio shifts her body side to side as she watches, licking her lips subtly
[2010/12/11 20:21] Ata Zenfold moans at the twist of nipples and she pushes her hips back on the angel's thick penis, driving it deeper into her. Sweat shinning on her smooth skin, she radiates heat as the pleasure in her rises.

[2010/12/11 20:21] Taryn Firecaster has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:22] Dimentox Travanti: ((( if your not the two there don't you fucking dare touch the pose bed.... ) ))

[2010/12/11 20:22] Miss Wright pats dims leg

[2010/12/11 20:23] Kaira Diesel has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:23] Ata Zenfold: (( Its not working T_T ))
[2010/12/11 20:23] Kaira Diesel has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:25] JohnnyB Dembo has entered chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:25] JohnnyB Dembo has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:25] JohnnyB Dembo has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:27] Ata Zenfold moans louder, loving the feeling of this holy beeing poinding into her vampyre hole. "Oh Lord," she yells, burrying her face into the sheet on the alter, "Forgive me for my sins, ooohhh,"

[2010/12/11 20:27] Savannah Porterfield glances over to Kai and offers her some popcorn.

[2010/12/11 20:28] Miss Wright smiles adjusting her position not taking her eyes off them

[2010/12/11 20:29] JohnnyB Dembo has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:29] Kaira Diesel grabs a seat seeing that the sermon was in... session... and that they had gotten to the confessional part of the blessings. She nods to Sav and reaches for some popcorn munching away as Papa gives the girl on the alter some religion. Whispering towards Sav she says, "If she starts saying hail mary's I'll creme."

[2010/12/11 20:29] Papagaio Solo "If He will not at least i will" and saying that he stands up pulling her by one hand he gives her a twisted smile going around the altar with her by his hand he forces her to bend over it and with no words he gets inside her in a blink moving fast his balls hitting her clit

[2010/12/11 20:31] Papagaio Solo moans taking her by the waist and pulling her roughly against him on each stroke

[2010/12/11 20:31] Ata Zenfold screams out in pleasure, her body bent over the altar and the wax from one of the worship candles dripping on to her upper arm. "Hail Mary, mm" she cries out as her clit jumps to life with each slap of Papa's balls, "Our Lord is with thee"

[2010/12/11 20:31] Savannah Porterfield waits till kai gets a handful then shrugs. "Depends on how many..." she whispers back turning her attention back to the alter.

[2010/12/11 20:31] Dominic Darkmatter pulls out his notepad, taking notes

[2010/12/11 20:33] Ata Zenfold gasps for breath, "Blessed art though, amonst women" and she slams back into the angel's cock, "Oh yes you holy spirit right there!" Her body shuddering in pleasure as she feels him fill her to her max.

[2010/12/11 20:35] Papagaio Solo starts to blush breathing heavily he reduces the speed getting some control and trying to tease her even more taking his cock out very slow he takes it in his hand tapping her clit with it making her wish for more he slides it up and down her slippery pussy to suddenly let his all body go aginst her but getting well deep inside her he takes it out again slowly and then forces himself again deep inside her making her scream

[2010/12/11 20:35] Kityn Quandry has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:37] Ata Zenfold: The slow teasing drives the vampyress wild and she snarls with the pleasure of sensual torture. Her body begs for the angel to stick his cock back inside her warmth, the scent of her arousal beconing everyone in the room to stimulate this very sensual creature to maximum arousal. "Don't stop," she gasps, before remember she was praying for forgiveness. "and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus." She moans out the words.

[2010/12/11 20:42] Papagaio Solo when she spoke Jesus's name papas start to fuck her real fast moaning he smacks her butt "Go on vampire pray now and do it loud of after this you will not be cleanse dunno what else to do" keeps on fucking her roughly the sound of his hips and balls hitting her could be heard "Im about to come on your wet pussy vampire" moans

[2010/12/11 20:45] Ata Zenfold can longer continue the prayer as she is now gasping for breath and hanging onto the altar for dear life. With every smack another moan escapes her lips and she feels herself being driven over the edge of pleaure by the angel's thick and pounding cock. Her hair a dishevled mess she presses her cheek to the cool surface of the altar and cums: the walls of her entrance contracting and sucking the angel's penis further into her warm wetness. She screams, the orgasm making her entire body spasm and rock, nerves firing with delight.

[2010/12/11 20:46] Quiet Thunders has entered chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:47] Savannah Porterfield winces slightly hearing Papa address the vampire. Running her tounge over her fangs, she stands, placing her popcorn on the bench and slips silently out of the church.

[2010/12/11 20:47] Papagaio Solo increases his speed fucking her real fast his balls hurting as he feels her cumming he groans breathing heavily cumming as well aroused by her screams he presses himself well deep inside her
[2010/12/11 20:47] Savannah Porterfield has left chat range.
[2010/12/11 20:48] VAW XTC cock(XXL): Papagaio Solo is cumming...
[2010/12/11 20:48] Miss Wright applauds
[2010/12/11 20:48] Dimentox Travanti shouts: *claps* YEAH!!! WHOOT!

[2010/12/11 20:48] Kaira Diesel begins to clap, "Testify!" she calls out from the pews

[2010/12/11 20:48] Saloio Decosta smiles "well done Papas"

[2010/12/11 20:48] Papagaio Solo lets himself fall over her back he bites her ear kissing her neck "Sweet"
[2010/12/11 20:49] Ata Zenfold collapses onto the altar, breathing heavily, feeling papa's warm cum inside of her. She is sweaty and well-fucked, raising her head to look at the amount of people that had been watching them.

[2010/12/11 20:49] Dominic Darkmatter wipes the sweet from his brow 'Man...like a rock star man'

[2010/12/11 20:49] Dimentox Travanti lights up a after watching sex smoke

[2010/12/11 20:50] Nalysia Bellah chuckles and turns her popcorn bucket up and taps the bottom to knock the rest of it into her mouth and gets up

[2010/12/11 20:51] Papagaio Solo turns her around embracing her a bright light can be seen around both bodies coming from his aura he pulls her tight bitting her lower lip and kissing her
[2010/12/11 20:51] Dimentox Travanti has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:51] Taryn Firecaster raises her eyebrows, "huh so thats what all the fuss is about. Hmm interesting>"

[2010/12/11 20:51] Ata Zenfold wraps her arms around his neck and kisses him deeply, her body glowing from his angelic aurora surrounding them. Finally she pulls away, looking up at him. "Thank you." she whispers.

[2010/12/11 20:52] Kaira Diesel hooks her fingertip into Nals belt loop if allowed and attempts to drag her outta here.

[2010/12/11 20:53] Miss Wright stands sighing happily "I think someones having a rezzday, we dont want to miss that"

[2010/12/11 20:53] Nalysia Bellah walked along the pew toward Kai only to be drug out with a chuckle

[2010/12/11 20:53] Ata Zenfold picks up her clothing from the ground and redresses. Smiling up at the angel as she does so.

[2010/12/11 20:54] Saloio Decosta stands up and turns to Chris "got that on tape?"

[2010/12/11 20:54] Taryn Firecaster stands to her feet looking around, "wow there is alot of people in here. Is this what all the services are like?"

[2010/12/11 20:54] Papagaio Solo looks at ata "wellcant say if there is anything more interesting that the church" looks around "At least hope you feel... hmr.. lighter" chuckles

[2010/12/11 20:55] Ata Zenfold "I feel immensly blessed." She says, winking at Papa and hopping down from the (stage?)

[2010/12/11 20:55] Papagaio Solo: waves as she leaves
[2010/12/11 20:55] Miss Wright has left chat range.

[2010/12/11 20:55] Saloio Decosta smiles at Sharice "hello there"

[2010/12/11 20:56] Papagaio Solo scartches his head looking for his clothes at the floor

[2010/12/11 20:56] Taryn Firecaster turns and head out the door heading back to haven.

[2010/12/11 20:56] Quiet Thunders turns around and looks at Nals and then Kai. just tilting her head looking at Kai

[2010/12/11 21:00] Papagaio Solo steps down the alter looking around he coughs nodding to the ones around

[2010/12/11 21:00] Christine Drachios: Wow I wonder what Tan is going to think about this report?
[2010/12/11 21:01] Saloio Decosta glances at Chris and laughs "well it did bring in people"

[2010/12/11 21:02] Christine Drachios: It sure did I think Papa might of hit on something there well not like that but you know what I mean

[2010/12/11 21:02] Papagaio Solo "What is sensuous doing here wit ha bucket of popcorns "

[2010/12/11 21:03] Christine Drachios looks at all the empty popcorn tubs thrown all over the church, "What a mess, this is going to take awhile to clean up" "Hey Papa nice performance sir"
[2010/12/11 21:04] Sharice Quintessa blushes keeping her eyes on her feet

[2010/12/11 21:05] Papagaio Solo perks a brow "Hmr..." coughs " Performance... " looks back to the altar and again to christine" "Well ... yes... thanks if you say so..:" heads out the church "Gonna take a walk outside"

[2010/12/11 21:05] Saloio Decosta: oh well, everyone is out, lets go to haven
Sunday, 30 March 2014 12:13
Saloio Decosta

[15:19] Ⓛuηα Ⓔςℓιρѕє (trixxy.galaxy) sneaks up behind Drake and ties all his tentacles together

Monday, 10 March 2014 14:21
Saloio Decosta
[14:16] DCS 2.99.53 UI: ◀ Saloio Decosta slips in the shit.
[14:16] Ⓛuηα Ⓔςℓιρѕє (trixxy.galaxy): BWAHAHAHAHA
[14:16] Sal (saloio.decosta): nice start of the year
[14:16] Ⓛuηα Ⓔςℓιρѕє (trixxy.galaxy) claps her hands over her mouth
Wednesday, 01 January 2014 14:58
Saloio Decosta
Rihanna - Pour It Up (Explicit)

Sunday, 06 October 2013 07:14
Saloio Decosta
Scorpions - Wind Of Change

Sunday, 06 October 2013 07:09
Saloio Decosta
Thursday, 05 September 2013 13:24
Saloio Decosta
[16:37] Erza D'Sparil (sophiascarlet): lol seriously...they gonna burn us alive if we keep talking about fapping, we are so not Righteous oocly xD
[16:38] Max (maxi46): Go my children, spread the words about the fapping righteous ... and then spread their legs !
[16:38] Hase (hase.cascarino): were just a bunch of pervs that got lost and lord almighty collected us in the church

Amen :)
Sunday, 25 August 2013 15:51
Saloio Decosta
We Will Rock you (2009)
Thursday, 22 August 2013 07:42
Saloio Decosta
Major Outbreak Of Sluts!

Friday, 02 August 2013 13:44
Saloio Decosta
These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Sunday, 28 July 2013 02:37
Saloio Decosta
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